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Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing?

Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer.

Pappu: Exactly!

Why don't you not believe in an April fool?

I know it. Because you were not born in April! But never mind, a fool can be born in any month.

Enjoy the moment. It's simply meant for you!

Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what?

Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!

I tried to figure out why you mean so much to me. I couldn't think of a single reason because there are just too many.

Love you, honey!

I can't find a reason why life introduced me to you.

But that's not the question. The question is as to how life knew that I needed a friend like you!

Why didn't Rajnikanth object to jokes made on him?

Bcoz he hated growing popularity of Santa and Banta.

Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: B`coz a mental patient needs more care.

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.